I’ve decided to add meaning to my life, so I’m either going to become a bartender or start Instagramming. I haven’t decided which yet.
If I were a bartender, I would get tip money and people would admire/love/worship me since I’m making their drinks (wealth and power).
If I start an Instagram, I can simply convince the online world that my life is full of wealth and power. I can take pictures of expensive cars I see on the street and hashtag it #MyNewRide. And I can take pictures of my co-workers and hashtag it #TheyReportToMe.
And actually, Instagram is much less time-consuming. So, decision made.
You must all be thinking I’m the most contradictory person on the planet. I name my blog #NoFilter. But I hate hashtags, I say. The name is supposed to be ironic, I say! And now here I am talking about starting an Instagram, where I will undoubtedly use hashtags…and filters!!
There is no logic to me.